Silly Moments

[gdpt-]

Yes, admit it! You have silly moments! Everyone has silly moments! Well, this is a story about a silly thing that my Mom did a few years back.

We have two fish(es) swimmin' freely in our tank. Seriously, I cannot remember what kind of fish it is, but just know they're fish(es)! That's all that matters, anyway! Okay, so one day, one of the fish(es) was swimmin' sideways. If you know fish at all, you'd know that it's unnatural for fish(es) to swim sideways. When I say sideways, I want you to imagine a body in an ocean, drifting along with the current. Yes, you'd think it's a dead body, wouldn't you?! ... or just someone who's floating. But anyway, what my mom decided to do was... she took Tylenol (yes, let me continue though!) and she broke it into lil pieces... and then she took wooden chopsticks and fed the fish with Tylenol using chopsticks!

Anyway, I can tell you this much... Tylenol has no analgesic effect on a fish. It is NO pain reliever... because... unfortunately... the fish passed away the day after. It was no longer floatin' sideways... it was floatin' upside down.

R.I.P Fishy.



Tell a story of a silly thing you did or a silly thing someone else did.

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[Handsome Bear]

Anyway, I can tell you this much... Tylenol has no analgesic effect on a fish. It is NO pain reliever... because... unfortunately... the fish passed away the day after. It was no longer floatin' sideways... it was floatin' upside down.

Wow, cô Jeedy, Tylenol did work! It released the pain - permanently. The fish wouldn't feel a thing after taking the medicine, even when you flush it down the toilet.

... imagine the other fish putting a note down to itself: "Thou shall not taste that white powder thingy ..."

I also note to myself: "If I ever become a snail or a fish, I shall never get within 10 miles of cô Jeedy."

[gdpt-]

This is while I was hosting a game for my youth group:

We were playin' a game in which I was using a marker and a board, so I held the marker and said:

GDPT- : Okay, new rule! Once you touch the mic, your teammates cannot help you in any way.
Kids: Mic? You mean, MARKER?

*Everyone laughs their buttocks off*

GDPT: *blushes*


Did I unconsciously say MIC instead of marker? Omg, how embarrassing! This is why Paltalk is bad influence!