Halloween Humor :)

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Funny puns

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.

"What on earth are you?" asks the host.

"I'm a snail," says the guy.

"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.

"Yeah, he says, "that's Michelle!"

:hysterical:

Funny short liners:

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!


How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream.


Do you have or know of any other ones? Share!


:chinese: ;)

[kysudientu]

This is hilarious.

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

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:tam:

Hehe, want to try something new? Instead of just handing out candies? Here are a few "tricks" and "treats."

Ways to confuse trick-or-treaters:

Give away something other than candy (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.).

Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.


Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.


Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.


*ESE will not be held responsible for the consequences of such abnormal behaviors.