How to get WOMAN happy ?

[Ur_love]

Q- How to Keep a Woman Happy?
A- It's really difficult, isn't it? I don't think so :)

All you have to do is to be:



1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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Phu`, a man who satisfy all of these would be non-exist :khi110:

So what about: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! Now, it's very simple:
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have a laptop with internet connection.

[di13]

Are you sure that three things make a man happy? Thanks for the thoughts. I'll do opposite what you list above because my purpose is to make a guy mad :D

*** no offense ***

[Bear Lac Loi]

Q- How to Keep a Woman Happy?
A- It's really difficult, isn't it? I don't think so :)

All you have to do is to be:
...

Wow, ur_love, thanks for the guidance. I will try to work on all 53 items that you have listed out.

Some are not to hard to do, such as being a good lover or a sexologist, being tender or passionate, or pretending to love shopping and not looking at other girls in an obvious way. ;) However, there are some that are near impossible to achieve. They require infinite effort from a common man like me such as being a chef, a gynecologist, a psychologist, not to mention being understanding. My goodness, I was told that even God couldn’t understand women! And finally, I’m not sure how to give her lots of attention while at the same time, provide her plenty of space and not worry about her whereabouts!

However, I’ll try. Maybe one day, I’ll get it right but only if my life expectancy is forever.

:khi134:

[JK]

wahhh, ca'i list cu?a ur_love da`i wa' cho`y...

Ma^'y co^ do`i ho?i qua' dda'ng ghe^, trong khi ba?n tha^n thi`.... kho^ng co' chi mo^ he^'t tro*n.

JK va`o ca? google de^? ti`m cu~ng ho^ng ra, google ma` co`n kho^ng ti`m ra thi`.... bo' tay tho^i. Ba`ng chu*'ng ne`.

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[redruby9999]

JK viết sai chính tả sao mà google ra được.....kkkkkkkk

[doremon138]

:binhsua_05:Bởi vì JK viết sai chính tả.
JK thử tìm lại với cụm từ sau: "con gái' + "thông minh" + "hiền lành" + "tốt bụng" . ka ka ka. Kết quả thật đáng ngạc nhiên.

[JK]

oppz. sorry he'n, JK thu? lai cu~ng zday thoi. Xem na`...
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Oh... nhu*ng khi JK thử tìm "con gái gioi an hang" thì đa`ng ngac nhiên thiệt.
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[Tyty_n-]

Tại JK đánh tiếng Việt không có dấu đó:04:, tìm được mà :khi202:: "con gái thông minh" + "hiền lành" + "tốt bụng" + "dễ thương" ---> About 117 results (0.11 seconds)


Link: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22con+g%C3%A1i+th%C3%B4ng+minh%22+%2B+%22hi%E1% BB%81n+l%C3%A0nh%22+%2B+%22t%E1%BB%91t+b%E1%BB%A5n g%22+%2B+%22d%E1%BB%85+th%C6%B0%C6%A1ng%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

"con trai thong minh" + "hien lanh" + "tot bung" + "gallant" 8->
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[sweet lion]

Some are not to hard to do, such as being a good lover or a sexologist, being tender or passionate, or pretending to love shopping and not looking at other girls in an obvious way. ;) However, there are some that are near impossible to achieve. They require infinite effort from a common man like me such as being a chef, a gynecologist, a psychologist, not to mention being understanding. My goodness, I was told that even God couldn’t understand women! And finally, I’m not sure how to give her lots of attention while at the same time, provide her plenty of space and not worry about her whereabouts!

However, I’ll try. Maybe one day, I’ll get it right but only if my life expectancy is forever.

:khi134:

Dear thay Bear,

If you are a good lover you should be a chief. With your lover, chief is not a person who cooks well. Chief is just a person who can cook and when she eat your food she can feeling how much you love her. For example, when she is sick, she want to eat a soup (cha'o) but she want you cook for her by yourseft. She's verry happy if you can cook soup and take care of her when she's sick. And it is not easy to understand a girl. That is the reason why you should learn to be a psychologist. I don't mean you must be a professor. But you should learn enough to solve with her any problem when she needs you in that time. ;)

[m_la_m]

First of all Men shouldn't try to understand WOMAN since that's a never ending road. Just love, understand and the most important "communication". BTW, whomever said that MEN is easy to understand so vice versa for both I think. However, some did say to a men's heart is to feed him...

[Tu-An]

Chief is just a person who can cook and when she eat your foot she can feeling how much you love her.

Hmm ... I guess a bear's foot makes a good bowl of soup?

[sweet lion]

Hmm ... I guess a bear's foot makes a good bowl of soup?

Kkkkkkkkk.....sis TA. My bad!!:binhsua_02::binhsua_50:

[SeVenn Uppp]

I will sum this up in five words ( how to make or get a woman happy ) Give her your monthly check . Why do you guys making this so complicated, all of the other stuff are bonuses ( no more no less ). Oh, another thing---->>> hide your bonus check. kekekekekekekekeke.