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iPropose
Mar 27, 2010, 09:31 AM
From a conversation during lunch, one of the guys said:
“We need Men’s day. A day when we won’t be judged, nagged or emotionally manipulated & we can drink, watch sport, & not bathe.”
And so we pitched in with suggestions, so that the man has a perfect, fulfilling, guiltless day…

On this day, he shall have the right to...

Not have the door banged on his face after an argument

Not sleep on the couch after an argument

Not brush his teeth, preferably

Grow, in every possible way. By not shaving, not paring the nails, but most particularly, not bathing. If the going gets too tough, there’s always body spray. (Ever wondered how much deo a man uses?)

Not make the bed

Not clean the toilet floor

Walk all over the house immediately after the floor has been mopped

Think of Megan Fox, off and on

Think of a few women in sexy lingerie. Then without the lingerie

Think passingly of starring in a real-life Hangover film set in Las Vegas with his best buddies. Minus, the tiger

Think passionately about bungee jumping off a New Zealand peak, on a trip there minus wifey

Refuse to talk when an sport game or boxing match is on

Refuse to talk in anything but monosyllables

Refuse to talk

Refuse to go grocery shopping

Refuse to go to the gym

Refuse to eat anything that is cooked at home. Then go and fetch a chicken bucket from KFC

Draw blood. Kill cockroaches. A lizard too. Abuse fellow drivers

Think of nice abuse words. And use them

Save voluptuous Playboy models as screen savers

Send a few haunting text messages to former girlfriends

Say: “I knew that the driver was a woman.”

Say: “Why can’t I ever have the last word?”

Put Einsten’s IQ, Bill Gates’s billions and John Abraham’s body together and calculate if that is really an improvement on him

Dream of a woman who understands the difference between long leg and silly point. Or is it a silly woman with long legs?

Dream of a year-long paternity leave.

Sleep. Despite problems such as wife, girlfriend, boss, colleagues, in-laws, meetings….

THINGS MEN WANT TO HEAR

You look great. That girl is checking you out

You are right and I am wrong (this from a woman)

Football is a great game (this from a woman, again)














SHOULD THERE BE A MEN’S DAY?

WHY/WHY NOT?

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