iPropose
Mar 27, 2010, 09:31 AM
From a conversation during lunch, one of the guys said:
“We need Men’s day. A day when we won’t be judged, nagged or emotionally manipulated & we can drink, watch sport, & not bathe.”
And so we pitched in with suggestions, so that the man has a perfect, fulfilling, guiltless day…
On this day, he shall have the right to...
Not have the door banged on his face after an argument
Not sleep on the couch after an argument
Not brush his teeth, preferably
Grow, in every possible way. By not shaving, not paring the nails, but most particularly, not bathing. If the going gets too tough, there’s always body spray. (Ever wondered how much deo a man uses?)
Not make the bed
Not clean the toilet floor
Walk all over the house immediately after the floor has been mopped
Think of Megan Fox, off and on
Think of a few women in sexy lingerie. Then without the lingerie
Think passingly of starring in a real-life Hangover film set in Las Vegas with his best buddies. Minus, the tiger
Think passionately about bungee jumping off a New Zealand peak, on a trip there minus wifey
Refuse to talk when an sport game or boxing match is on
Refuse to talk in anything but monosyllables
Refuse to talk
Refuse to go grocery shopping
Refuse to go to the gym
Refuse to eat anything that is cooked at home. Then go and fetch a chicken bucket from KFC
Draw blood. Kill cockroaches. A lizard too. Abuse fellow drivers
Think of nice abuse words. And use them
Save voluptuous Playboy models as screen savers
Send a few haunting text messages to former girlfriends
Say: “I knew that the driver was a woman.”
Say: “Why can’t I ever have the last word?”
Put Einsten’s IQ, Bill Gates’s billions and John Abraham’s body together and calculate if that is really an improvement on him
Dream of a woman who understands the difference between long leg and silly point. Or is it a silly woman with long legs?
Dream of a year-long paternity leave.
Sleep. Despite problems such as wife, girlfriend, boss, colleagues, in-laws, meetings….
THINGS MEN WANT TO HEAR
You look great. That girl is checking you out
You are right and I am wrong (this from a woman)
Football is a great game (this from a woman, again)
SHOULD THERE BE A MEN’S DAY?
WHY/WHY NOT?
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“We need Men’s day. A day when we won’t be judged, nagged or emotionally manipulated & we can drink, watch sport, & not bathe.”
And so we pitched in with suggestions, so that the man has a perfect, fulfilling, guiltless day…
On this day, he shall have the right to...
Not have the door banged on his face after an argument
Not sleep on the couch after an argument
Not brush his teeth, preferably
Grow, in every possible way. By not shaving, not paring the nails, but most particularly, not bathing. If the going gets too tough, there’s always body spray. (Ever wondered how much deo a man uses?)
Not make the bed
Not clean the toilet floor
Walk all over the house immediately after the floor has been mopped
Think of Megan Fox, off and on
Think of a few women in sexy lingerie. Then without the lingerie
Think passingly of starring in a real-life Hangover film set in Las Vegas with his best buddies. Minus, the tiger
Think passionately about bungee jumping off a New Zealand peak, on a trip there minus wifey
Refuse to talk when an sport game or boxing match is on
Refuse to talk in anything but monosyllables
Refuse to talk
Refuse to go grocery shopping
Refuse to go to the gym
Refuse to eat anything that is cooked at home. Then go and fetch a chicken bucket from KFC
Draw blood. Kill cockroaches. A lizard too. Abuse fellow drivers
Think of nice abuse words. And use them
Save voluptuous Playboy models as screen savers
Send a few haunting text messages to former girlfriends
Say: “I knew that the driver was a woman.”
Say: “Why can’t I ever have the last word?”
Put Einsten’s IQ, Bill Gates’s billions and John Abraham’s body together and calculate if that is really an improvement on him
Dream of a woman who understands the difference between long leg and silly point. Or is it a silly woman with long legs?
Dream of a year-long paternity leave.
Sleep. Despite problems such as wife, girlfriend, boss, colleagues, in-laws, meetings….
THINGS MEN WANT TO HEAR
You look great. That girl is checking you out
You are right and I am wrong (this from a woman)
Football is a great game (this from a woman, again)
SHOULD THERE BE A MEN’S DAY?
WHY/WHY NOT?
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