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vandemort

Feb 28, 2010, 08:07 PM

Người đàn ông đang ngồi thư giãn xem tivi trên chiếc ghế trường kĩ thì lúc đó nghe giọng vợ anh ta trong nhà bếp: ‘Cưng thích ăn gì vào buổi tối nè? Cưng muốn gà, bò hay cừu?
Ngạc nhiên quá, anh chồng đáp lại: ‘Cảm ơn nha! Anh thích gà’.
‘Ông sẽ có món súp,*. Tôi đang nói chuyện với con mèo ’

(source:http://laffaday.gophercentral.com/ )

A man was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s’ voice in the kitchen. “What would you like
for dinner, sweetie? Do you want chicken, beef or lamb?”
Surprised, he answered, “Thanks! I’d like chicken.”
“You’re having soup,*. I was talking to the cat.”

Comment: poor her husband. He is not even more than a cat in his wife's eyes.

* -bad word. I can't post it.

vandemort

Feb 28, 2010, 09:20 PM

Câu hỏi phỏng vấn việc làm:
Bạn đang lái xe đi trong một đêm hoang vu, bão tố. Bạn đi ngang qua một trạm xe buýt, và bạn trông thấy ba người đang đợi xe:
1. Một phụ nữ có tuổi trông như thể bà ta sắp chết đến nơi.
2. Một đứa bạn cũ đã một lần cứu giúp cuộc đời bạn.
3. Một người đàn ông hoặc một phụ nữ mà bạn đang mơ tới.
Bạn sẽ chọn đề nghị chở ai, biết rằng chỉ duy nhất một hành khách có thể ở trong xe bạn?
Suy nghĩ đi nhé trước khi tiếp tục đọc. Đây là một tình thế tiến thoái lưỡng nan thuộc về đạo đức/tinh thần mà thực tế được sử dụng như một phần đơn xin việc.
Bạn có thể chở người phụ nữ già, bởi vì bà ta đang gần chết, và vì vậy bạn nên cứu bà ta đầu tiên, hoặc bạn có thể chở người bạn cũ bởi vì anh ta một lần đã cứu cuộc đời bạn, và đây có thể là cơ hội hoàn hảo trả nợ anh ta. Tuy nhiên, bạn có thể sẽ chẳng bao giờ có thể tìm lại người yêu trong mộng một lần nữa.
Thí sinh được trúng tuyển (đánh bại 200 người xin việc) không gặp một trở ngại nào với câu trả lời của mình.
Anh ta đơn giản đáp rằng: ‘Tôi sẽ đưa chìa khoá xe cho người bạn cũ, và để anh ta mang người đàn bà già đi bệnh viện, tôi sẽ ở lại phía sau và chờ xe buýt với người phụ nữ trong mộng ’.
Không được quên ’ Hãy suy nghĩ bên ngoài cái hộp’

(Source: http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=13)

Job Interview Question

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."
Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."