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Jun 12, 2007, 01:33 PM
Maria eats out together with her friend. She orders roast beef and the waiteress asks her how she wants her beef done ....

Waiteress: Are you ready to order now?

Maria: Yes. I'll have some salad, roast beef, and mashed potatoes.

Waiteress: How do you want the beef? Rare, medium, or well-done?

Maria: Well-done. And easy on the salt, please.

Waiteress: Sure. Anything to drink?

Maria: Do you have coffee or tea? I'd like decaf.

Waiteress: Yes, we have both. Which one would you like, coffee or tea?

Maria: Iced tea, please. And easy on the ice.